The year's most hilarious Christmas cracker joke has a surprising target: former Prince Andrew. It's a punchline that sums up a year of turmoil for him, and it's a doozy!
The annual comedy competition, organized by U&Gold, has a simple yet powerful winner. Ben Smith from Chelmsford took home the top prize with a joke that perfectly encapsulates Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's fall from grace: "Why is Prince Andrew not writing any Christmas books? He hasn't got any titles!" It's a witty reminder of the former royal's stripped status, and it's sure to leave a lasting impression.
But here's where it gets controversial... another joke about the ex-Duke of York made the top 10, showing that this story has truly captured the British public's imagination. "What do Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and a snowman have in common? They're both out in the cold." Ouch! It's a cold, hard truth, but it's also a clever play on words.
The list of finalists this year is a who's who of current affairs and pop culture. From politicians like Angela Rayner and Nigel Farage to celebrities like Lily Allen and David Harbour, no one is safe from a good joke! Even Oasis, with their highly anticipated reunion tour, made it to second place with a joke about their famous sibling rivalry.
Comedy critic Bruce Dessau, who chaired the judging panel, praised the entries, calling them "stellar" and "possibly one of the best ever" in the competition's 13-year history. He added, "2025 has been a year of newsworthy moments, and these jokes capture the essence of some of the biggest headlines."
And this is the part most people miss... it's not just about the jokes; it's a reflection of our society and what captures our attention. These jokes are a light-hearted way to process and discuss the events of the year.
So, what do you think? Are these jokes a clever way to keep up with the news, or do they cross a line? Let's discuss in the comments!
The top 10 jokes of the year are:
- Prince Andrew's Title Trouble: "Why is Prince Andrew not writing Christmas books? He hasn't got any titles!"
- Oasis' Reunion Tour: "Why don't Noel and Liam want to open presents early? They need time to wake up."
- Sabrina Carpenter's Crafty Christmas: "Which pop star carves her own wooden nativity scene? Sabrina Carpenter."
- The Cold Shoulder: "What do Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and a snowman have in common? They're both out in the cold."
- French Christmas Film: "What's a French burglar's favorite Christmas movie? Louvre, Actually."
- Lily Allen and David Harbour's Reunion: "Could they get back together for Christmas? Stranger Things have happened."
- Angela Rayner's Address Woes: "Why won't Angela Rayner get Christmas presents? Santa can't decide which address to use."
- Claudia Winkleman's Christmas Dinner: "What's her favorite part? The Taters."
- Celia Imrie's Christmas Game Dominance: "Does she beat her family at games? Yes, she trumps them all."
- Nigel Farage's Santa Connection: "Where has Santa been more than Nigel Farage? His house in Clacton."
These jokes are a fun way to celebrate the year's events, but they also spark important conversations. What's your take on this year's top jokes? Feel free to share your thoughts and join the discussion!
